Oh moo moo I hear there’s a hurricane a coming
A whole lotta of Texans are sad n’ they’re bummin’

But you, you enjoy this, watching them scurry and run
Eating twinkies and chocolate and enlarging your bum

You get pleasure from people going through real pain
Do you really wonder why I think you’re insane?

I was just thinking, here in my office chair
If a Cat 5 hurricane could even lift you in the air

I don’t know the physics of doing such a thing
But somehow I doubt it could give you a fling

At almost 500 pounds, I think you’d ride it out
Probably laughing and eating and rolling about

So I need to stop daydreaming because I’ll be home real soon
And I need to not think of you, and avoid thoughts of gloom

I’ll think about Rebecca and getting her back
Her hot sexy ***, and giving it a smack

Oh, uh, Rebecca is, uh, just a friend of mine
We just smack each other for fun from time to time

So on that note, my moo moo, how I love you so
I need to do some work, time for me to go

Love you moo moo! See you tonight

Suitable Chair Yoga for the Beginner Chair yoga is a form of yoga practiced while sitting in the chair. Chair yoga not only enhances our sensitivity but also gives strength and steadiness for our body, mind and soul. Chair yoga also instills a touch of steadfast calm. Furthermore, you can practice it during your daily activities. Yoga can be practiced while sitting in a chair or lying in bed. Chair yoga is a good place to start. With a few seated and poses, it will increase the oxygen and blood circulation. Start doing yoga today. Chair yoga is good for a beginner. The keys are stretching and breathing. Chair yoga is suitable for everyone, all ages and for people with limited mobility. If you want to practice chair yoga, join a chair yoga class. Almost all chair yoga poses can be adapted into your daily routine. If you cannot find any yoga classes in your neighborhood, buy a yoga DVD and follow the step. First, start your chair yoga by breathing. While you are at the office, chair yoga can even be done. Just remember that you have to balance your poses. Balancing is the key ingredient in yoga. For example, you must move a forward bend if you want to do a back bend. Make sure your chair is sturdy. Alternatively, just use the regular chair works, do not buy a special chair. If you have a sturdy four-legged chair, which is comfortable, then it is just fine. The chair will help balancing your body as you move. Just do it slowly and do not push yourself to try difficult …

A Rebound of Last Night’s PPV Over The TOP ROPE Plays,Including Joey Cena capturing the Comatose Championship,Hardcore Icon retaining the Hardcore Championship,Siberian Wolverine retaining the Heavyweight Championship and most importantly,Ted Dibiase Jr Winning the Rumble.

The Comatose Theme Plays-

http://www.youtube.com/user/holywrestling#p/u/84/6WkPd0I0u4A

Confetti floats from the rafters as Ted Dibiase Jr enters the ring with the THW Owner.The owner says he is proud of Ted and this Proves Comatose are the Dominant Brand.He states that the Build up begins tonight for our Next PPV Brand Warfare,and Matches next week will decide Team Comatose for the Big Elimination battle.The owner also says that Ted will not have to decide who he will face until after Brand Warfare,so there is no rush.The Owner leaves,but Ted stays in the ring and calls out Kawajai and King Cliff.They ask him what he want and he says he wants out of Comatose.The THW Owner comes back and says they are under Comatose Contract,and can’t leave.The New Evolotion leave and Thw THW Owner also says there is a very special guest here tonight and a debutant.

Match 1-

Natasha Dobrovsky VS Miss Stacey w/ Red Sexy Cerebral Phenom and Falicia Daniels

The dominant Russian was beaten by THW Divas Champion last night after BarbieOrton was dominated but shocked Dobrovsky with a Last Call for the win.Tonight the Divas will battle to earn a shot at Orton.Natasha starts strong and never looks off-colour,dominating easily and she squashes Miss Stacey with a Vicious Gunberger.

Winner after 0:37:Natasha Dobrosky

Natasha spits in Staceys face and leaves.

Backstage is Joey Cena and Eric Atom,and they are in Hardcore Icon’s Office.They think that they should form a Tag Team,and Icon says they can if they can beat the Tag Champs tonight in a Non-Title match.

Match 2-
Debut Match-Debut for Amazing X

Amazing X VS Sir Stewart

X looks impressive on his THW Debut and amazes our commentators and hits lots of Technical and High-Flying moves,but Stewart catches him and gets ready for a CSJ,only for X to reverse it into an Amazing Bomb,and take to the top rope to finish with a Shooting Star.

Winner after 5:16;Amazing X

X celebrates and shakes Stewarts hand as he leaves.

A Promo is played hyping Brand Warfare in 3 Weeks time.

Match 3-

Joey Cena and Eric Atom (2.0) VS Kaize Aku and Scurge

Non-Title

Atom and Cena work well and keep the Tag Champs on their toes,and Atom hits and Atom Discharge on Aku sending him flying from the ring,while Cena gets Scurge up for an FU,but Nigey Mcbonez runs out with a Chair and hit Joey with it,and the Ref calls for a DQ.

Winners by DQ after 10:19:Kaize Aku and Scurge

Nigey scares off Cena,but Atom is still in the ring and Nigey hits a Coat Of Harms on him.

Backstage is Prasdana and Jack Hunter,who are talking about how close they came in the Rumble,but they are interrupted by Jerkster and Cory Pearce,who say to Prasdana that he betrayed them.A fight is about to break out,but Hardcore Icon stops it and he says that there will be a Tag Match tonight,and the winners will ace Siberian Wolverine for the title in a Triple Threat next week.

Match 4-

Tag Titles No.1 Contender Match

Rock-T and The Killer VS Brayden Crocker and Dustin Spade

The experienced young pairing of Crocker and Spade elude T and Killer,and easily hit Tag Team Finishers high and low.But things turn bad for them when Killer Spears Dustin through the ropes,and Brayden is held high for a Tombstone by T,but Brayden flips around and reverses it into a Roll-Up.

Winners after 16;17:Brayden Crocker and Dustin Spade

okay im 15 years old, get about 8 hrs sleep a night and im a male. I can not concentrate and i don’t know why, i DON’T drink or do drugs so they cant influence my brain. Basically ill describe the feeling a numb, it feels like i have been spun around over and over on an office chair (minus the feeling of needing to puke or dizziness). It also feels like nothing can actually enter my brain, i forget things (epically maths) about 3 seconds after it was taught. Just picture knowledge as a wet sponge and a normal brain as a person, when the sponge hits them all the liquid (in this example knowledge) would soak into them, but in my case im like a brick wall, nothing soaks in or just evaporates in seconds. I am permanently board, i like drama and graphics at school and gym and guitar at home. I think about dropping out of school everyday but i don’t want to be labeled as a failure. Most likely i will fail all my exams, perhaps not drama but probably the rest i will probably fail in. I also have a crush on this girl who is smart but i don’t know if she would like me because i am dumb. please if you know of any medical condition i may have please say. Please provide correct answers with this question, any stupid answers i will receive i will report the person who made the comment

Suitable Chair Yoga for the Beginner Chair yoga is a form of yoga practiced while sitting in the chair. Chair yoga not only enhances our sensitivity but also gives strength and steadiness for our body, mind and soul. Chair yoga also instills a touch of steadfast calm. Furthermore, you can practice it during your daily activities. Yoga can be practiced while sitting in a chair or lying in bed. Chair yoga is a good place to start. With a few seated and poses, it will increase the oxygen and blood circulation. Start doing yoga today. Chair yoga is good for a beginner. The keys are stretching and breathing. Chair yoga is suitable for everyone, all ages and for people with limited mobility. If you want to practice chair yoga, join a chair yoga class. Almost all chair yoga poses can be adapted into your daily routine. If you cannot find any yoga classes in your neighborhood, buy a yoga DVD and follow the step. First, start your chair yoga by breathing. While you are at the office, chair yoga can even be done. Just remember that you have to balance your poses. Balancing is the key ingredient in yoga. For example, you must move a forward bend if you want to do a back bend. Make sure your chair is sturdy. Alternatively, just use the regular chair works, do not buy a special chair. If you have a sturdy four-legged chair, which is comfortable, then it is just fine. The chair will help balancing your body as you move. Just do it slowly and do not push yourself to try difficult …

Should I feel embarrassed ?

I am a 13 year old girl and very strong. Recently my father was trying move a lazyboy from our living room to his home office. He couldn’t pick it up by himself and was about to get my brother to help him. I went over and picked up the chair easily and moved it. Then I realized he felt really embarrassed, and now so do I, because we both know that I am stronger than him.

and fyi, i’m also two inches taller and weigh more. Should I tell him to start working out ? Or maybe joke with him and ask him to armwrestle and if I win he doubles my allowance LOL ?

Some on here try to give us statistics that deportations are up, is this really true? Or is it just the illegals who are already in jail that are being deported that make such a higher number?

If enforcement is down in Texas 70-80%, do you believe it is the same in the rest of the nation?

Does this prove that our economy would be better if these illegals were replaced with American citizens who are out of work and deport the criminals back home?

One group says illegal immigration directly affects unemployment
By Casey Claiborne – Reporter
Monday, October 18, 2010 – 5:42pm
The "Reclaim American Jobs Caucus" is a bi-partisan group made up of 40 members. One of the co-chairs is Texas congressman Lamar Smith.

Their statistics show the number of illegal immigrants working in Texas is greater than the number of unemployed legal Texans.

Representative Leo Berman says he thinks the statistics are correct.

He doesn’t believe it when people say illegals do the work that legal citizens won’t do.

"When people tell me that Americans won’t take the same jobs that illegal aliens are doing right now, I say that’s a lot of baloney – because if employers would pay American citizens at least the federal minimum wage, many of those who have been unemployed for months and even years would take those jobs right now," Berman said.

There are laws on the books about immigrants who are working illegally in the states…

But some say… they’re just not being enforced.

Rick Eisenbach with Grassroots America says many don’t think the federal government is doing enough.

"Now in the Obama administration, enforcement is down so much that convictions and arrests are down 70 to 80%, so I appreciate what Congressman Smith is doing," Eisenbach said.

He says border security is the answer.

"We should close the border for illegal immigration. We should build a fence, we should extend it all across Texas and the other states that border Texas…stop the illegal flow into the United States. Then once that’s done, we can do what we need to do to handle the illegal population that’s in the country now," Eisenbach said.

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20′ pencil + hard work = drawing. A performance driven artwork that creates a drawing through mechanical proxy. The Pencil Pusher is a performance driven art form that fuses the characteristics of installation, sculpture, drawing, and the business of art into an interactive performance. The work day/performance starts when the artist punches in on a time clock for his 8 hour day. After making a pot of coffee, the Pencil Pusher climbs into a metal cage-like office complete with swivel chair, foot pedals, and hand crank. Using the hand crank the Pencil Pusher propels the 400 pound office up the inside of a 20 foot high skeleton of a pencil: a 15 foot high version is also available (pencil is 4 feet wide). As the Pencil Pusher ascends the Pencil, he maneuvers the foot pedals back and forth, transmitting these movements down a series of cables and pulleys to a drawing jig, drafting table, and real pencil. Over the course of the work day a single drawing or “Performance Evaluation” is produced. When the Pencil Pusher is not ascending and descending The Pencil, he is interacting with prospective clients who enter the space. Equipped with a binder of information about the business of Pencil Pusher Pushing Pencils, Inc., the Pencil Pusher attempts to sell specially printed “Occupational Hazard” pencils and pseudo stock shares. Copyright 1999.

At a press conference, Sen. Chris Dodd (D-CT), chairman of the Senate Banking Committee, is asked about the home loans he got through Countrywide. A reporter asks if he will keep the loans and Dodd mentions he doesn’t know what the mortgage rates are. Note that this is a day before he planned to bring a bill to overhaul mortgage companies Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae.